[But he gathers himself back together quickly because, really, he's not going to drop to your level of uncultured mannerisms and it's unseemly to stand there with his mouth hanging open. He pushes that all aside with a small cough.]

Well... regardless, at least they're not so bad. I'd wear them, so that says something.

[And now he sighs a little dramatically.] It really is a shame you're such a disaster, though. I mean, you've got a good base to work with, so- ... [But now he narrows his eyes and leans in with a frown.] Once you get rid of the bad dye job, anyway; unless you're doing it for a joke or planning on going with the whole scene look, unnatural red is really just tacky. Please tell me you at least did it yourself... I'd hate to think you actually paid someone to do that to you.